If Politics Were Star Wars...

Luke Skywalker -Donald Trump (A New Hope)
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Antonin Scalia (Old, wise, protector, now one with the force.)
Han Solo - Reince Priebus (Semi-Loyal ally, if and when it's doable)
Darth Vader - Barack Obama (Started to fight the nightmare, became the nightmare)
Emporer Palpatine - George Soros (The one behind the scenes pulling all the strings)
Kylo Ren - Hillary Clinton (Flawed follow-up who will never satisfy folllowers of the original)
Princess Leia Organa -Ivanka Trump (Classy, tough, "Luke" can't be with her due to blood)
Luke & Leia Kiss - Trump joking he'd sleep with his daughter ( :) )
C3PO - Katrina Pearson (Works as advocate and diplomat, but has sevred others also)
R2D2 - Ben Carson (Loyal ally who can get feisty when the situation calls)
Yoda - Michael Savage (Last man standing, semi-invisible positive influence)
Lando Calrissian - Rick Perry (Old ally who betrayed us, but is now helping so all is forgiven)
Stormtroopers - SJW's/Obama/Hillary Supporters (Militant supporters of the establishment)
Tusken Raiders - ISIS (Savages)
The Death Star - K-Street (A physical center that destroys worlds)
Death Star Beam - Destructive legislation (Obamacare, TPP, Amnesty)
Vaders Crew - Obama's Acolytes (Valerie Jaret, Pelosi, Reed, Lynch, The Media)
Ewoks - Democrats, Bernie Supporters for Trump (Once a threat, now an ally)
X-Wing - Trumps Plane (Vehicle by which good is done)
Deathstar Battle - Brexit (The unlikely victory)
Degobah - The Michael Savage show when Trump is on (Soaking in Yoda-Savages words)
The Force - Patriotism (The antidote to the darkside)
The Dark Side - Modern Day Liberalism (Runaway immorality)
The Empire - The Establishment (And all it's evil ways)
The Rebellion - YOU! (Make the Galaxy Great Again!)

Drops the freakin' mic!😂😂😂😂😂😂

Day 3: RNC-Make America First Again!

Theme of the third night was Making America FIRST again. I for one think that is one of the biggest missions we MUST accomplish in order to recover this broken country.

It is as simple as every hard lesson you ever learned, wrapped in one sentence...

If you don't respect yourself, no one else will respect you either.

That being said, night three was ALL about what WE need. What WE want. What WE THE PEOPLE are crying out for.

Our vets. Our babies. Our soldiers. Our families. Our safety. Our jobs. Our futures.

FIRST. NOT SECOND. AND(IN MORE RECENT TIMES}, CERTAINLY NOT LAST!

Last night had some of the best of the best! I have been truly mind blown through this process! What a blessing our next generation of leaders are. We got this!

That being said...

NIGHT THREE!!!

Governor Rick Scott nailed it! I had never heard him speak before, but he is awesome! I pray for the state of Florida everyday!

"We are not at a crossroads, we are at a cliff."

Laura Ingraham also slam dunked it last night!

 The tribute to #NEVERTRUMPERS is epic. Wait for it....

Phil Ruffen, friend of his and business partner. I'd bet these two have gotten into some shit together! Haha! Loved this.

"His handshake is better than any contract you could ever sign."

Pam Bondi, Attorney General of Florida.

Quite a few people asked me to let them know when this lovely was coming on. I see why now. Ladies for Trump are brilliant. Every last one! She gives blondes a better name. and attorneys! :)

"How do you become president with no security clearance?" Word, girl. I ask myself that everyday.

Astronaut Eileen Collins touched down on space exploration and that was a great idea.

Did you know it's been five years since they stopped funding space shuttle launches!? The space shuttle program ended in 2011. Why is that?? Yet, Global Warming efforts carry well into the night...???? WHY IS THAT??

Michelle Van Etten, Entrepreneur

I think the teleprompter went out on her about halfway or so. Poor thing.

She did great though. I'd be so pissed! I was happy to see another young, small business owner take the stage though! She started way younger than I did! :)

Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin.

He is a boss. Period. To beat ONE recall is crazy. Let alone THREE. That's liberalism, man!

Senator Ted Cruz of Texas.

I can't. It makes me sick.

I'm just gonna throw this down. This is my opinion on Lyin' Ted...

Ted Cruz lives in Texas. But this picture was taken when he appeared at the top of the staircase at the Funeral in Dallas for the slain officers. He lives in Texas though, did they stop and pick him up first orrrrrr????

RIDDLE ME THAT!

Dude is a scumbag. Straight up. I am NEVER wrong about these things.

SCUM. BAG.

Moving on.

Lynne Patton dropped in. She wrote the incredible letter about working for them for the duration of her career. It was a beautiful letter and an equally beautiful speech.

Way to go, girl!

You may have seen this guy's video too. He is also an incredible Black American working for ALL Americans! I love minorities for Trump the most!

This is Dr. Darryl Scott

Bravo, friend.

Senator Ralph Alvarado Jr. of Kentucky.

NEWT AND CALLISTA MAKE QUITE THE TEAM!

THEY WERE BOTH FANTASTIC! I SEE WHY SO MANY WANTED HIM TO BE VP!

More minorities for Trump! Yessss! They are so wise! Because most of them HAVE struggled and that's WHY they are tired of it getting worse! Life experience made them heroes, not cowards!

Now, there is really nothing that can prepare you for this one It was in fact, one of the BEST of ALL. YOU CANNOT FAKE AMAZING KIDS!!!

INCREDIBLE! INCREDIBLE!!!

TRUMP!!! TRUMP!!! TRUMP!! TRUMP!!

Then, to really drill it home, Speaker Ryan himself came out to bring out the Lieutenant himself...and ACTUALLY SOUNDED EXCITED ABOUT IT!

He even said "send him and Donald to the White House! Lol. It was a lovely introduction...

Without further adeux...

THE SECOND IN CHARGE...

the American Patriot I truly believe is going to play a MAJOR ROLE in governing and recovering our country...

NOT JUST A GLORIFIED CHEERLEADER...

THE NEXT VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNBITED STATES OF AMERICA....

Governor of Indiana, MIKE PENCE!

I freakin' love him too! This is all just too much YESSSSS!!!

AMERICA IS GOING TO WIN! FINALLY!

And then...it was over. Now, we are halfway through the last night and I am way behind just so I could share the good news about last night...

I gotta go! Lol.

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Much love, MAGA! <3

Day 2: RNC-Make America Work Again!

Last night was super crazy!

Especially with all the Melania shenanigans surfacing. I think it really just made me love her even more! She has handled it with such grace! Matter of fact, they all have! Check this out...

Guess that takes care of that :)

#ImWithHer

On to DAY 2!! Which was just as wonderful!

HIGHLIGHTS:

Gov. Chris Christie

Dr. Ben Carson

"Speaker of the House" Paul Ryan

AG of Arkansas, Leslie Rutledge

Businessman and UFC President, Dana White

House Majority Leader, Kevin McCarthy

Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell

Tiffany Trump

Donald Trump Jr.

It was another great night enough already, but then THIS happened, too!

IS THIS REAL LIFE!?

WE DID IT!

THE NEXT POTUS, DONALD J. TRUMP!

Melania's Speech?

Let's just deal with the ELEPHANT in the room, y'all.

DID MELANIA TRUMP PLAGIARIZE HER SPEECH MONDAY NIGHT AT RNC!?

Well...

Amen, sir. Amen.

Not to mention...

That sums up my thoughts on it pretty well...

Oh and then there is this...

Exactly. But wait, I'm a think-outside-the-boxer...

I think it would be MUCH MORE LIKELY, that THIS is the REAL story....

Because, Donald.

Day 1: RNC Make America Safe Again!

CONVENTION HAS OFFICIALLY KICKED OFF! I AM GLUED TO MY TABLET!

I even prepared for the ridiculous intermissions and talking heads! Thanks to WalMart, which doesn't have it online anywhere! But I found y'all the same one on Patriot Depot! :)

Enter Stage RIGHT...

RNC CEO, Jeff Larson...

And we are off!

Highlights

Scott Baio:

The Benghazi Report:

Mark Geist & John Tiegen

Marcus Lattrell: The Lone Survivor

Pat Smith: Mother of Sean Smith

Hillary's take??

Sheriff David Clarke

Sean & Rachel Duffy

My personal fav of the night, Darryl Green of Colorado



NY Mayor, Rudi Guliani

Willie Robertson

Jess Sessions:

Donald dropped in real quick to introduce his incredible, brilliant, beautiful wife...

Melania Trump, the next First Lady of the USA!

and, last, but certainly not least....

Retired General Michael T. Flynn

If I missed anyone you were hoping to see, you can find ALL of their speeches HERE.

It was incredible! Even when the 12 year olds got anxious and tried to screw it all up...ya know...the #NEVERTRUMP #CRUZBOTS...

ANDDDD IT FAILED! :)

ROTFLMAO, IDIOTS! ON TO DAY 2!!